Astros Fan Starts Go Fund Me To Buyout Carlos Gomez’s Contract

https://www.gofundme.com/2gev4fhg?rcid=1a8d6df652eb11e6aef2bc764e065f4f

“We all love the Astros. We all know Carlos Gomez is a huge bust. Let’s pay him to leave our beloved team and city. Let’s buy out his contract and send him on his way. We can make room for quality players looking to make an impact. Our management doesn’t seem to want to budge on benching Gomez and the only reason I can think of is because they are just paying him too much. Let’s ease that stress for them by buying him out and sending him on his merry way.”

This pains me to write, but it must be done. I want to like Carlos Gomez so much. His swag, cockiness, and goofy voice scream superstar. But at the end of the day I’m about results, which is why I love JJ Watt despite him being the biggest nerd of all-time. Gomez is batting.200 and his home run to lost helmet on huge cut ratio is roughly 1:20 (IDK I’m not a stat guy). Fukerz gotz to gooo!

 

Update: Only $8,999,940 away. I would donate but the way my bank account is set up…

Astros Fan Starts Go Fund Me To Buyout Carlos Gomez’s Contract