God my pants get tighter every time I watch old man Ryan put Robin Ventura into a head lock and go to town. Hands down, my favorite sports fight of all time. From the wise words of a gay thug from Baltimore, “Come at the King, you best not miss” and damn, did he miss. Robin, who had just turned 26 and coming off a All-Star and Golden Glove season, must have thought the old geezer on the mound was easy pickings. I mean Nolan Ryan was 46 at the time. FORTY-SIX. But that’s old man strength for ya. Never under estimate old man strength. One second you think your going to whoop a hall of famer’s ass and the next, you’re googling yourself 23 years later just to find the first 10 hits are of you getting beat to a pulp.
P.S- I guess Nolan ended up at the bottom of the pile and was being stomped on. Out of all people, Bo Jackson was the one who picked him up and saved him. Jesus, Bo can do anything.
“All I remember is that I couldn’t breathe,” says Ryan. “I thought I was going to black out and die, when all of a sudden I see two big arms tossing bodies off of me. It was Bo Jackson. He had come to my rescue, and I’m awful glad he did, because I was about to pass out. I called him that night and thanked him.”
Score- On Tuesday, Clowney opened KURE Columbia Vaporium and Lounge, a vape bar where patrons can come for all their vaping needs. “Really I got into this because of my mom, who was a smoker,” Clowney told Roddie Burris of The State at his grand opening. “But actually I wanted to try something outside of football and see how it goes on the business end. I chose Columbia because I’ve been here, I know what type of people are here, and I said nothing’s better than Columbia. I didn’t know how long I’ll be in Houston.”
Wowwwww. Now I know in the article Clowney says he doesn’t vape, but that’s basically like telling your mom you don’t drink in high school. Both parties know its not the truth, but ignorance is bliss am I right? Can’t have Billy O and Vrabel riding him too hard. Just imagine the rips Clowney takes off that new Vapor Shark DNA200 though! Probably comparable to a Michael Phelps size bong rip.
On a serious note Clowney is about to have a MASSIVE year. Guys doing yoga, acupuncture and laid down the cigs for the vape life. With a little extra smoke up his ass, Clowney plays 14-16 games and racks up 15 plus sacks.
I’m just ready for Clowney to bring Cushing and the rest of the bros to the grand opening so they can vape these losers into an early grave.
We are the Vapers of the Houston Texans. WE ARE BULLS ON PARADE!