Peyton Manning Retires

I’m tired of hearing about Peyton Manning and you should be too. peyton

Oh and there is no way you can tell me this isn’t the face of a guy who t-bags women. If there is one thing I learned from his retirement presser, drop a Forrest Gump quote and everything will be okay.

“Did you murder that man?”

“Raccoons try to get in our back porch mama used to chase them off with a broom”

(This was really just a lame excuse to include my favorite Forrest Gump Scene in this blog)


Props to Peyton, the guys a king at lubing the media and going in for the kill. So long Sherriff.

Peyton Manning Retires

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