I’m tired of hearing about Peyton Manning and you should be too.
Oh and there is no way you can tell me this isn’t the face of a guy who t-bags women. If there is one thing I learned from his retirement presser, drop a Forrest Gump quote and everything will be okay.
“Did you murder that man?”
“Raccoons try to get in our back porch mama used to chase them off with a broom”
(This was really just a lame excuse to include my favorite Forrest Gump Scene in this blog)
Props to Peyton, the guys a king at lubing the media and going in for the kill. So long Sherriff.