WHAT GRINDS MY GEARS: SHITTY TOILET PAPER

Just like the rest of the work force, I spend around 8 hours in the office everyday Monday-Friday. This means us working men and women probably spend more time (not including sleep) at the office than we do in the comfort of my home on weekdays. Now I have worked multiple jobs in high school, several internships, and big boy jobs and every place I work it’s the same story… ONE-PLY tissue paper. Companies always talk about investing in their employees. How about investing a couple extra bucks a month in TP so I don’t get cuts on my ass?

Schools aren’t getting a break from this either. As you can tell by my grammar, I’m a product of the public school system (poor kid I know). High School=Shitty Toilet Paper, Middle School=Shitty Toilet Paper, Elementary School= I can’t remember. Which I guess considering teachers get paid shit and were funded by the goverment, is understandable. But when I’m paying thousands a semester for college, I expect Charmin Fuckin’ Ultra.

I don’t ask for much. My health, family and friends, and some quality ass paper.

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WHAT GRINDS MY GEARS: SHITTY TOILET PAPER

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