Via USA Today- “The Denver Broncos are sending practice squad safety Ryan Murphy home to Denver after he was questioned in a prostitution sting on Tuesday. San Jose television station KPIX 5 reported that Murphy was questioned by police and released, but that his brother and a suspected prostitute received citations in the operation that occurred in a motel parking lot on Tuesday.”
That’s the Kubes I know, laying down the long dick of the law. Ain’t no loser practice squad player getting his dick sucked by a prostitute on Kubes watch. Nuh uh, no sir.
Kubiak is actually no stranger to this, as I’m sure all the Texans fans remember when he sent home 3rd round pick Sam Montgomery, Willie Jefferson, and Cierre Wood for “smoking a cigar” in the Kansas City hotel room during the miserable 2-14 season.
It’s pretty easy to set an example when the guy isn’t even going to dress out Super Bowl Sunday though. I’d love to see what he would do if my fellow Aggie Von Miller got caught doing this, or if he had to coach that prostitute feind Warren Sapp.
P.S. I just want to take this moment to remind people that Willie Jefferson fell asleep in a Taco Bell drive-thru with Josh Gordon cause they we’re too high, which is quite possibly the funniest off the field story of all time.