Today in the World of John Daly


MEMPHIS, Tenn. ( – The ex-wife of pro golfer and Arkansan John Daly was arrested on several charges late Tuesday night. Sherrie Daly is charged with custodial interference after police say she checked out her son from school back December, but did not return him back to his father. Daly lost custody of her son due to her numerous legal troubles. She’s also charged with violating her probation. Juvenile court also issued a warrant for her 16-year old son. Daly is being held on a $1,005,000 bond. She will appear in front of a judge Wednesday morning.

Wait, so you’re telling me a woman who once married John Daly is a horrible decision maker? No way. I don’t believe it. No woman who marries a man with the moral compass of John Daly, a true American Legend, would ever be in legal problems. And lets just say hypothetically she did such a thing, it must be a one time mistake. I get it. Nobody is perfect.

Welp, I was wrong. Looks like there’s a long list of mistakes the former Mrs. Daly has done.

  1. In 2004, during her marriage with Daly, Sherrie and her parents were indicted for money laundering involved with a drug ring and illegal gambling.
  2. 6 months later she was charged with structuring transactions to evade reporting requirements, which gave her 5 months in prison.
  3. In early 2015, she was arrested for extortion and harassment charges.
  4. Just two months ago, she was arrested for beating a man with a golf club.
  5. Then there was the time John appeared for the second round of the Stanford St. Jude Championship looking like he got attacked by a pack of wolfs.

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Well it turns out she is the wild animal who scratched him.

“I was stabbed Thursday night of last week in my right cheek and clawed in my left cheek. She’s saying it didn’t happen. I want my fans to know it happened. I was the only one sober at this time. I just want the fans to know that I love them very much and my wife is a liar, a liar. I’m tired of being a victim of all this crap. She beats me up when I go to sleep. Every time I go to sleep she throws her fists on me. I just married the wrong woman.” -John Daly.

Damn what a woman. Leave poor Johnny alone! They need to lock her up and throw away the key. Yet, at the same time, it seems only natural for this maniac to be with The Legend. I just wonder where things went sour. They seemed so happy. Maybe it was the time John had a little too much to drink and came home to find that a designer had painted his house’s walls the wrong color. She is quoted in saying “HE JUST CAME IN IN FRONT OF ME, HIS OWN MOTHER, MY SISTER-IN-LAW, AND JUST STARTED PEEING ALL OVER THE WALLS.” Or maybe she just didn’t like how he acted during charity events?

One day, an eight-months-pregnant Sherrie joined her husband, who was already drunk, at a Make-A-Wish charity event where strippers graced the greens at a country club in Little Rock, Ark. Sherrie left for a moment to go to the bathroom and returned to find her husband flanked by two of them. “The girl was all but naked,” Sherrie says, and told the strippers, “ ‘Get your autograph and get on down the road, girl. Scram.’

One stripper started to leave, but threw Sherrie a haughty smirk. This drove Sherrie nuts.

“I grabbed that one girl, the one who had sassed me, and I choked her,” she writes. “And then I grabbed the other girl’s hair, and I swung her around every which way.”

Daly retaliated by taking a beer bottle and throwing it at her pregnant stomach, leaving her on the green. Later, he shoved a fruitcake in his pregnant wife’s face and smacked her on the back of her head. His friends and handlers watched idly as he then dragged her off of the bus and left her by the side of the road.

Its crazy, I have no idea why the marriage didn’t work. Seemed like a match made in heaven. I guess its just one of those things that the world may never know. Just another day in the life of John Patrick Daly.



Today in the World of John Daly

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